Brace yourself — the world’s most pun-powered apparel is almost here.
CTRL+ALT+DAD T-shirts are custom-crafted for dads who don’t just tell jokes… they wear them.

Whether it’s pizza-based introductions, step-ladder trauma, or beef puns; these shirts were made to spark laughs, eye rolls, and spontaneous high-fives from across the barbecue.

Each drop will feature:

• Original dad joke designs you won’t find anywhere else
• Premium cotton comfort — because dad jokes should feel good
• Nostalgic geek flair for dads stuck somewhere between 1990 and the future